THE BEGINNING OF A NEW SERIES OF POSTS CALLED "FREAKOUT FRIDAY"
WHEN I DROPPED THE FLOWER OFF AT SCHOOL THIS MORNING, SHE JUMPED OUT OF THE CAR YELLING "DUKES UP MOM!" AND I WATCHED IN HORROR AS A POLKA DOTTED HEADBAND, A NIKE WATERBOTTLE, A LIBRARY BOOK, AND A FRENCH FRY WRAPPER FOLLOWED HER OUT THE DOOR!!! THE NICE LADY AT THE CURB REPLACED ALL ITEMS WITH THE PHRASE, "HERE YA GO, I EVEN GOT THE TRASH....
(i.e....the french fry wrapper).......ARRGGH.
HUMILIATION.
I PLAYED BACK THE EVENTS FROM YESTERDAY COMPLETE WITH A LAST MINUTE CHURCH MEETING, FOOTBALL PRACTICE, DOCTORS APPOINTMENTS, PRESCRIPTION PICKUPS, LILY ANNA'S NEVER FAILING WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS AND A POT OF BURNED CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP, THAT THE HUNKY HUSBAND DECIDED WAS NOT COOKING FAST ENOUGH IN THE CROCK POT AND TOSSED IN A POT ON OUR GAS BURNER ON HIGH AND THEN SKIPPED OUT TO WATCH THE DEBATE!!! GOODBYE HEALTHY, WELL PLANNED, SHOPPPED FOR, WASTED LAST ONION, TASTY DINNER, HELLO A TRIP THROUGH TAKE OUT!!
FRIDAYS MY HOUSE PEEKS AT ITS VERY WORST NEGLECT. MY CAR BEGS FOR THE SATURDAY PROJECT DISTINCTION. AND ME, WELL I AM ALL BUT FINISHED BEING WONDER-MOM AND WANT A DATE AND A BREATHER.
THUS, THE BEGINNING OF "FREAKOUT FRIDAY"
I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU BLOGGERS TO TAKE A PHOTO OF THE WORST MESS AT YOUR HOUSE AND POST IT!!! BE BRAVE, BE BOLD, BE REAL. LETS SEE IT FOLKS. SURELY IT CANNOT HOLD A CANDLE TO MY CHAOS!
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