LAST NIGHT C MAN WAS OUR TEACHER. HE PREPARED A FHE LESSON ON SPORTSMANSHIP (a topic of his choosing). HALF WAY THROUGH, HE GETS A SERIOUS LOOK ON THE CUTEST 10 YEAR OLD BOY FACE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, AND SAYS,
"I KNOW JESUS WOULDN'T PLAY FOOTBALL, BUT IF HE DID,......(somber/serious pause).......
HE WOULD MAKE A GREAT "H" BACK"
(still up for discussion in the naughty or nice category)